The Laundry RPG: Operative's Handbook Collector's Edition
Write code. Work magic. Save the world.
The Laundry Roleplaying Game - Operative’s Handbook provides players with all of the essentials to send their Laundry agents into the most deadly corners of the city and dangerous realities way above their pay grade. Facing mind-melting terror, high-tech espionage, occult mathematics, and plenty of paperwork, a Laundry agent’s work is never done - even death is no excuse for not clocking in.
Once you’ve signed [⏹⏹⏹⏹⏹] and filled in the necessary paperwork, you will be authorised to:
- Prevent unscheduled reality excursions from other universes.
- Experience thrilling training courses to ensure you complete your missions on time and on budget
- Use restricted equipment, such as the Hand of Glory, the Basilisk Gun, and the essential Necronomiphone.
- Venture to exciting locations like Amsterdam, Saint Martin, Dunwich, and Milton Keynes.
- Investigate irresponsible applications of advanced mathematics that threaten the existence of our reality
- And (if you’ve correctly filled in your R-70 Variance in Working Hours form), you’ll actually get paid to save the world!
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